Fancy writing an article on pit bikes?

[rossco111]

Originally Posted by Colonel

10 steps to pitbiking



1.Buy cheap knacker off flea bay
2.Find PBC and ask lots of questions without bothering to search
3.Spend more tarting it up than a new decent one would cost
4.Ask more inane questions
5.Never actualy maintain the bike
6.Whinge that it's fallen apart again
7.Bitch and squabble with other members on PBC
8.Have bike seized as caught riding in public place
9.Slag old bill off online and bitch at members who call you a knob for riding in public places
10.Fall out with pitbikes and dissapear from forum

Lol this one is the best by far!

[Bussey-24]

Originally Posted by Colonel

10 steps to pitbiking



1.Buy cheap knacker off flea bay
2.Find PBC and ask lots of questions without bothering to search
3.Spend more tarting it up than a new decent one would cost
4.Ask more inane questions
5.Never actualy maintain the bike
6.Whinge that it's fallen apart again
7.Bitch and squabble with other members on PBC
8.Have bike seized as caught riding in public place
9.Slag old bill off online and bitch at members who call you a knob for riding in public places
10.Fall out with pitbikes and dissapear from forum

that made me laugh so much

[Dangle_kt]

Welcome message

"Welcome to one of the worst forums on the net, topped only by pokemon, dungeon and dragon and How to rob off your Mum forums in terms of childish behaviour.

You are in for treat here folks, the joy reading the same question about the bike not:

Starting properly

running properly

being as fast as a mates YZ

lasting 6 months of daily riding with out falling apart due it not seeing a spanner in the whole time, except the one sat on the seat....


over and over again is a real pleasure, your personal favourites will soon become when they are accompanied by a really desperate "HELP", "PLZ HELP" type message, as if a pitbike is all that keeps bread on the table.

Not only will you have the joy of the same question being asked in exciting and fresh ways, but you also have the privilege of then deciding from the all the numerous answers, which ones are actually correct. The majority won't be, so in many respects it is like multiple choice puzzle! *HINT* if anyone mentions the mixture screw in their answer, chances are their bike only exists in their mind. Remember the validity of any answers has nothing to do with actually knowing the answer and EVERYTHING to do with how many groupee's you have on here who will back up the drivel you pump out as fact.

Please feel free to disagree with anyone you like on the forum, but only if you will state your problem in the most offensive way possible to provoke an argument, then throw a hissy fit and sulk when it all kicks off.

Your pitbike career will probably be a short one, as your bike is most likely to break, or you will get it robbed or maybe someone will say something about your mum...but don't worry, you'll be back because despite this forum, because minibikes and pitbikes are great fun.

REMEMBER - Minibiking and pitbikes is ALL ABOUT A FORUM TURF WAR and nothing to do with the joy you get from learning to ride, fix, jump, crash a crazy cheap little bike that has more smiles per £ than any other motorsport.

[rossco111]

Originally Posted by Dangle_kt

the joy you get from learning to ride, fix, jump, crash a crazy cheap little bike that has more smiles per £ than any other motorsport.

That sums up pit biking for me! Good work

[z50r]

Welcome to pitbikeclub,

step 1:
For information on how to make your bike 'road legal' click the red 'X' in the top right hand corner.
step 2:
Before posting please fully lubricate the moderation teams anus' before applying the tounge.
step 3:
Please avoid using the search button for a quick easy solution too your problem, instead make a new thread as it keeps us on our toes.
step 4:
Not only are we a pitbike orginisation but we also help mentaly challeged kids to read and write, one of our prime examples is oliver, when oliver first joined he could barley ingage into a conversation with a downsindrome three-year old, however now he is learning to construct simple sentences which is a vast improvement.

What ever your reason for joining our community whether it is to argue with children, squatting in the off topic discussion area or the rare occasion of an interest in pitbikes we embrace you with open arms, don't let the door hit you on the way out

[123nathan0g]

Originally Posted by z50r

Welcome to pitbikeclub,


Not only are we a pitbike orginisation but we also help mentaly challeged kids to read and write, one of our prime examples is oliver, when oliver first joined he could barley ingage into a conversation with a downsindrome three-year old, however now he is learning to construct simple sentences which is a vast improvement.

What ever your reason for joining our community whether it is to argue with children, squatting in the off topic discussion area or the rare occasion of an interest in pitbikes we embrace you with open arms, don't let the door hit you on the way out

best by far

[Adam #7]

Originally Posted by z50r

Welcome to pitbikeclub,

step 1:
For information on how to make your bike 'road legal' click the red 'X' in the top right hand corner.
step 2:
Before posting please fully lubricate the moderation teams anus' before applying the tounge.
step 3:
Please avoid using the search button for a quick easy solution too your problem, instead make a new thread as it keeps us on our toes.
step 4:
Not only are we a pitbike orginisation but we also help mentaly challeged kids to read and write, one of our prime examples is oliver, when oliver first joined he could barley ingage into a conversation with a downsindrome three-year old, however now he is learning to construct simple sentences which is a vast improvement.

What ever your reason for joining our community whether it is to argue with children, squatting in the off topic discussion area or the rare occasion of an interest in pitbikes we embrace you with open arms, don't let the door hit you on the way out

dude, your a fukin legend. that somes up pbc to the T

[Despise]

thats fuking excellent guys^

ps: honda is honda! lets not ditch that point over

[Brucey]

lol as much as it's funny, this thread has veered right off topic..

So read post 1, and reply!

[123nathan0g]

Originally Posted by PitBikeClub

lol as much as it's funny, this thread has veered right off topic..

So read post 1, and reply!

only a little, this is what the sight has turned into